We will never raise your price.

Not when you're locked in. Not when we get popular. Not "for new customers only" while you quietly eat it on renewal. The price you start at is the price you keep, for as long as you stay. Founding Members lock theirs for life, in a spreadsheet, not in a tooltip.

Comedians get nickel-and-dimed by every app they touch. Paywalls over the add button. Credits that run dry mid-analysis. "Backup" sold back to you as an extra. That is a garbage way to treat people who are already getting paid in drink tickets.

So here is the whole deal. One price. No meter on the AI. No surprise lock screens. Your jokes stay yours, never sold and never used to train anything, and your set lists export clean whenever you want to hand a club a running order. We would rather earn the renewal than trap you into it.

That's not a launch promo. It's the policy.